What MY Skateboarding Days Can Teach YOU About Writing

I used to be one of those long-haired, baggy-pants skateboarding teens, and would spend hours everyday riding my skateboard.

Oh, I’m 34 now, the hair is mostly gone and my clothes are oddly and unflatteringly tight for the most part. I was a good skateboarder, one of those kids that rode by and did a trick lightning-quick and the board seemed almost magically attached to their feet. My skating earned me the respect of the boys my mother really wished I would not hang out with and for a while I was known as Joe Skate. It got to the point that I heard a rumor that I had gone pro and was soon moving to L.A..

I’m not telling you this to brag (well, not JUST to brag) but to make a point. Two points, actually, both of which apply to life in general and writing in particular. There is a third, rather personal one, but we’ll skip that for now.

1. The Thing You Use to Write is Irrelevant

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Seriously. Some people use Scrivener, others Word, some use a plain-old typewriter and some paint with their blood on used toilet paper. None of that matters. The only thing that matters is the quality of the writing. My first skateboard was one of those silly thin ones made of plastic that I used to sit on and ride down the driveway in front of my house. My second one was a ridiculously heavy one from the supermarket, cheap as fuck and about as useful as gluing marbles to a plank of wood. But I rode that one until it was splinters, and then I got my first real skateboard, a Ron Allen Life board. It was also really heavy and sort of hard to ride and by that time most of my friends had boards that were lighter and better.

But I was better than they were, even with their fancy boards. You want to know why? I didn’t care about the type of skateboard I was using, I just wanted to skate. They would fret about their boards not being quite the latest model or that they really wish they had that other slightly better model. I just wanted to skate. Riding a heavier board meant that I had to try just a little harder then they did.

By the time I got my next board (and now it was a fancy, top-of-the-line thing) I was skating like the guys in the magazines. The board never mattered, and focusing on the quality of the board just takes the focus away from the real issue: the skating itself.

And how does this relate to writing? When I started writing for real about four years ago, I did it on the computer I’m using now, a reject from work. Focus on the story, not on the gadget you are writing on. You don’t need to postpone writing while you save up for a better computer or that new software. Write on whatever you have now. Worrying about the things you use just gets in the way of the thing you want to use them for.

And you know what… it really doesn’t matter. Only your writing matters.

Hugh MacLeod makes this point far better then I just did, in his excellent post Pillar Management.

2. Practice Makes Perfect

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This. Man oh man did skateboarding teach me this life lesson. It’s one thing to hear it and sort-of realize that it makes sense. But to know it, to have lived it is another thing entirely. I rode every one of my skateboards into splinters. I don’t know how many pairs of shoes I ruined (they grate against the sandpaper on top of skateboard). I would skate in the rain and in the cold, windy fall we have here in Iceland.

I remember spending hours rehearsing tricks in the grass by myself. Hours and hours spent by myself improving in what was on the very edge of being an obsession. I subscribed to magazines, watched skateboarding videos (on VHS) in slow motion, admiring the pros with slack-jawed amazement. I would watch every single movie that had anything to do with skateboarding (Gleaming the Cube FTW) and played every skateboarding video game.

All that practice and obsessing resulted in one thing: I became good at it. And this is a certainty that I’ve carried with me ever since; if you practice at something, and I mean really practice, you’ll become good at it.

The Takeaway Lesson

  • You don’t need a new computer so you can finally get started on that novel, whatever you have now is more than fine. Just start, and by doing so you have won half the battle already.
  • Practice. Make the mistakes, scrape your knees and go through a few pairs of shoes. And then practice some more. Write poetry, write flash fiction, submit to magazines and get rejected and then rejected some more. Each time you will learn just a tiny bit more, get slightly better at what you are doing, and your stories will start getting accepted. And soon you’ll be looking back at the others, the ones who don’t practice as much, who wonder why their stuff is getting rejected.

Do it now.

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5 Weekly Posts in One, and a Signed Book

I assume you all know that in addition to writing about books and writing here, I have a weekly slot at Bookriot. Below is a list of my 5 last posts for them, one of which I feel safe in saying “went viral”.  More about that in a bit.

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5 Magical Books by Women, in which I talk about five books I read recently that were written by women. These books are all fantasy books of one sort or another, and are all very awesome.

5 Books With Awful Original Titles. You will not believe what Fitzgerald originally wanted to call The Great Gatsby 

Why Do We Pick The Books We Do?, in which I think deep thoughts about why we decide to buy and read the books we do.

The American Gods Dreamcast, in which I muse on the possible cast for the forthcoming TV serialization of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods. People had feelings about my choices.

One-star Reviews of Beloved Books, in which I poke fun at people who give some of my favorite books one-star reviews for all the wrong reasons.

ALSO:

Book Expo America, which is a giant book event thing, was last week and some of the BookRiot crew went. Cassandra Neace was kind enough to track Chuck Wendig down (with whom, by the way, I’ll be appearing in Fireside Magazine) and got him to sign a book for me. He did not disappoint. Thanks for getting this for me, Cassandra.

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Author Interview | Barry Napier

Barry Napier is an amazing writer who gets far less attention than he deserves. Barry has had more than 40 short stories and poems featured in print and online publications. He is the winner of a “Write a Dead Man novel” contest, and the resulting book, Streets of Blood is out today with Amazon.com’s 47North imprint.

I hunted him down and asked him a few questions.

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1. Streets of Blood, Dead Man #18 is out today. You won a contest to write the book. Tell me a little bit about that.

Dead Man coverI saw the banner for the contest on Kindle Boards last year for the “Write a Dead Man Book” contest. I had read the first two books and thoroughly enjoyed the first one. I loved the idea of a horror story told in serial form. And the set-up for it was very much like the old Kung-Fu television show where the main character is drifting from town to town to stop corruption and evil. So I wrote up a chapter that I thought would be unique and stand out from the other entries. It was a nearly poetic opening chapter that quickly escalates into a maddening situation.

That sample chapter won me the contest and I spent three and  half months writing and editing the book. Working final edits with Lee Goldberg and William Rabkin was like some great unexpected writing workshop. And in the end the things I learned from the experience made me a much better writer.

The book is currently available and is filled with horror, a few twists and turns, dark humor, and the unpredictability of the Dead Man series.

2. Let’s talk books. What are you reading now, and what are your all-time favorite books?

Right now I am reading Abandon by Blake Crouch. He’s quickly becoming my favorite indie author. Favorite book of all time is a tricky question. A few would be Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea, Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five, King’s The Shining and Danielewski’s House of Leaves.

3. Do you read a lot of horror?  Who are your favorite horror writers? Why do you think horror is so popular at the movies and less so at the bookstore?

Yes, horror makes up about 80% of my reading time. King is still King of the Mountain (pun only slightly intended) as far as I’m concerned, but Clive Barker’s work (pre-Abarat) left a lasting impression on me and really can be accredited to making me want to become a writer. I’m also a big Lovecraft geek and go back to At the Mountains of Madness whenever I want to be awed by a book.

My own thoughts about your movies vs. bookstore question are muddy. I actually am pretty depressed about the current state of horror movies. I think the psychological dramas can be a bit more horrifying than “horror” these days. Not to insult any devout moviegoers, but I think horror is doing so well in the movies because people know what to expect in horror now: a remake to something they’ve already seen, a found footage film, Saw 35, and so on. It’s become formulaic and predictable. And when it comes to mainstream moviegoers, they tend to stick with what they know.

Horror books on the other hand…I don’t know what has happened. There’s some great horror fiction out there, but I think some authors are taking a different approach in how it is written so it is confusing some readers. For instance, Cronin’s The Passage is, in my estimation, a solid horror novel. But because it was so popular, it was being sold in Target next to Nicholas Sparks and Stephanie Meyer. And I think the publisher knew this would happen, so it wasn’t billed as the horror novel that it is. On the other hand, you have books like Mark Danielewski’s House of Leaves which is, in my opinion, one of the best horror novels ever written. But it’s one of those books that was overshadowed because of its complex structure and different approach to the genre.

4. I firmly believe that one of the things writers can do to increase the quality of their writing is to increase the quality of their reading, i.e. by reading only the very best literature has to offer. This goes against what Stephen King and others recommend, which is pretty much to read everything. What is your take on this?

I actually agree with King. I have no problem admitting that some of the best books I have read this year are the Young Reader books my 6 year old daughter is obsessed with right now. I’m taking away awesome lessons about dialogue and character development from those books, believe it or not (Sarah Pennypacker’s Clementine series is exceptional).

On the other hand, I am also one of those readers that will usually stick with a book until the end, no matter how much it stinks. I like to figure out how and why thing’s don’t work before I make those same mistakes. I also think my love for poetry comes from the fact that I literally did read damn near anything when I was in college.

5. Much virtual ink has been spent on how easy self-publishing is, and then subsequent ink is spent bashing those purveyors of false hope. You have a number of self-published books out. What has your experience of self-publishing been?

Shaky ground here, but… 90% of the self-publishing success stories are from one of the following groups:

A) Someone who was traditionally published before and brought a fragment of their existing audience with them.
B) People that can afford to sink a nice chunk of money into promotions like BookBub or paid reviews at Pixel of Ink.
C) Lucky folks (as J.A Konrath and Hugh Howey will both gladly tell you)

As for me personally, I am not in either of those 3 categories. I was laid off about 8 months ago and am fighting to help contribute to my family’s income. So luxuries like paid reviews and $500 promo deals at other websites aren’t even an option for me. I am simply hoping the luck thing will kick in after I get a few more titles out.

I will say that that I love the control self-publishing grants writers. At the end of the day, I think the ability to create your own brand and platform is worth the risk.

6.Your Everything Theory books deal with conspiracy theories. What are are favorite ones, and are there any you secretly want to be true?

Ha… I think there are conspiracies behind a lot of things that raise the hackles of most people. The Roswell conspiracy is an easy answer (mainly because the government changed their story about a trillion times) and I openly admit that the Pentagon explosion on 9/11 has too many factors behind it to have been coincidence. But in terms of spooky conspiracies in regards to Everything Theory, I’ve always been fascinated with the Philadelphia Experiment. If you’re familiar with it, do some research and have your mind blown.

7. Life on other planets, yes or no?

Absolutely. And I even think we will have this fact proven within my lifetime. Of course, to think this life would be similar to ours is laughable. I agree with Michio Kaku’s theory… life on other planets will come in 3 basic forms, one of which will be of a degree that goes beyond flesh and bone and into something wholly different… a civilization that can travel via pure thought. And even if we find world’s with life extremely like our own, they may be hundreds of thousands of years ahead of us technologically. I believe any confirmation we get about life on other planets will probably be due to the abilities of the other world’s technology and not solely our own.

8. What one thing do you know about self-publishing now that you wish you knew  back when you started?

The HollowsThat it was going to quickly become a very credible form of publishing. When I started, those dirty stigmas were still associated with it. And as I was trying to become an author that people took seriously, I was very frightened to even try it. I look back to some authors that jumped on board when self-publishing was taking off, see how well they are doing now, and deeply regret my reservations.

If you want a taste of Barry’s writing, The Hollows is free for a while to celebrate the publication of Dead Man Streets of Blood.


Prompted Writing | The Night That Stayed

Twitter is a place of miracles, wonder and, let’s be honest, a lot of shameless self-promotion (you know who you are).

However, I somehow managed to get myself followed by a whole bunch of really interesting people who I am able to communicate with about all sorts of stuff (ok, mostly writing and books) without anyone trying to sell the other person anything.

This evening, for example, I asked to be prompted for a story to write. Two very nice people responded.

Beth Wodzinski with a simple image:

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And Josh Hanagarne with the following:

So here goes. I’m writing this in a single go, with only the automatic spell-check to help.

The End of the World, Seen With a Child’s Innocence

The people had always been nice to him, the ones in the white coats all the way up to the ones with the special suits and the dark glasses. He’d never been far outside the base and the surrounding desert and he didn’t want to; home was right here.

His parents explained to him once what it was everyone was doing but the words were too big and didn’t fit. Puzzle pieces that didn’t belong together. So they stopped trying to explain and slowly they stopped worrying about him too much. Or caring. Jonathan walked around freely, and was allowed, or at least tolerated in most places around the bunker, even the deep secret ones under the ground. He liked riding the big elevator down into the metal rooms, and it was in one of them he met Peter.

Peter had a blue uniform with medals on it and he greeted Jonathan with a smile. The next time Jonathan saw him was up in one of the hangers. Jonathan was watching the planes take off, planes that carried serious men with black briefcases to and from the base. Peter came in alone in a small plane, small and shiny. He set it down without the wheels twisting up any smoke like the others did and then drove it quickly into the hanger. He open the domed glass of the cockpit and climbed down a ladder. He was dressed in a leather jacked with what seemed like fur around the collar, and he took off his aviator goggles and waved to Jonathan.

“Some day I’ll take you with me, show you how it’s done. Would you like that?”

“Why, yes sir, I would.”

“Tomorrow will be your first lesson then.”

Peter did as he promised. He explained what everything in the plane did, how the controls worked and for the first time in Jonathan’s sheltered life something clicked. Puzzle pieces that fit. He understood why a plane was lifted off the ground if it went fast enough, and why dipping to the side would make it turn.

Peter had a talk with his parents, who found it odd that he was spending so much time with Jonathan, and as Jonathan tip-toed close to listen he caught something he didn’t understand about his brother being “special too in that way. I mean your son no harm, and it is not completely unselfish of me to spend time with him like this. They put my brother away, you see, in an awful house and every time I visit he remembers me less. He is like Jonathan, a serious child trapped in a man’s body, a little older, but it’s the same. I tend to think of your Jonathan as what my brother might have been, had someone cared.”

His parents had a look about them that Jonathan had learned to respond to with a hug. But he was afraid that they were going to ban him from flying with Peter again so he went to the elevator and the guards knew enough that security clearance was not something to discuss with the boy and so they let him through.

He was on his way down, alone, when the lights flickered and Jonathan felt a deep concussion in the earth. The elevator slowed, the lights went off and a dim yellow light came on instead. The elevator stopped and the doors opened. People were running about and shouting to each other. Jonathan found himself a small nook in one of the rooms and fell asleep, even with all the noise.

The world had changed when he woke up. The corridors were full of debris, as if a small storm had gone through and thrown everything about. The corridors were long and metallic and still only lit with dim yellow bulbs.

“Hello?”

He pressed the button for elevator but it didn’t come so he went to the stairs. After walking up two flights he saw the first dead person he had ever seen in his life. It was a woman, sitting in a corner with her hands by her side and a large hole in her head. He stood and looked at her for a while but felt little about her death, either way. He didn’t know what he was supposed to feel so he carried on walking up the stairs.

It was dark outside, an odd starless darkness with lightning in the distance. The air smelled strange and most of the people were gone. He saw more dead people, but still wasn’t sure how he was supposed to feel about them. He just hoped nobody was watching him, wondering why he didn’t feel one way or another. He wondered where his parents were, and if he would know how to feel if he saw them dead.

He went into their apartment and into his room and closed the door. He would wait for morning, and then surely someone would find him. But morning didn’t come. He slept again and then checked his watch but it must have broken when the lights went out because it said that it should be daytime now. He went out again and saw more dead people, and more lightning in the distance. His skin itched.

He walked to Peter’s plane, which stood in an open hanger, half-full of fuel and ready to go. He looked for Peter and found him but then just went back to the plane. He want back to Peter and took his jacket and his pilot’s hat and went back and sat in the plane. No one was walking and he didn’t hear anything but distant thunder so he turned the engine on, just to have something new to listen to.

He flew off into the daylight darkness, just like Peter had taught him to, though his flying was nowhere as smooth as Peter’s. He wondered if he would miss his parents. He flew towards the lightning, because everything else was darkness, but he turned away because he was sure the lightning would be bad for the plane. After three hours of flying and thinking about the concussion he heard in the elevator he saw that the fuel was running low so he landed the plane in a field of dry grass.

It must have been windy, because the grass was all bent low along the ground, pointing in a single direction. A dog came up to him, hesitant and slow, and sniffed at Jonathan’s hand. He scratched him under his chin and hoped that they would be friends, but the dog ran off.

Jonathan walked towards the lightning, and hoped someone would be there.

I Want To Live Here | Best Writing of the Week

I’m about to finish Erin Morgenstern’s The Night Circus. It is a fantastic book that I put off reading for far too long.

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While reading it on the bus this afternoon I came across a passage that described the room I want to spend all my days in. Fix yourself a cup of tea, or get a glass of red wine and put a stack of books on the table next to you, just to get in the right mood. I’ll wait.

Celia Bowen sits at a desk surrounded by piles of books. She ran out of space for her library some time ago, but instead of making the room larger she has opted to let the books become the room. Piles of them function as tables, others hang suspended from the ceiling, along with large golden cages holding several live white doves.

Another round cage, sitting on a table rather than hanging from above, contains an elaborate clock. It marks both time an astrological movement as it ticks steadily through the afternoon.

A large black raven  sleeps uncaged alongside the complete works of Shakespeare.

Mismatched candles in silver candelabras, burning in sets of three, surround the desk in the center of the room. Upon the desk itself there is a slowly cooling cup of tea, a scarf that has been partially unraveled into a ball of crimson yarn, a framed photograph of a deceased clockmaker, a solitary playing card long separated from its deck, and an open book filled with signs and symbols and signatures procured from other pieces of paper.

Celia sits with a notebook and pen, attempting to decipher the system the book is written in.

The book is magical, reminding me of Susanna Clarke’s Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrellbut somehow more approachable. Where Strange & Norrell was slow going for a while, The Night Circus is richly detailed. Highly recommended for fans of urban fantasy (that is, fantasy in a contemporary, real-world setting) and all readers with eclectic tastes.

Also, who do I know that can make that book-room for me?

The Filthy Pro

So… I made the first professional short story sale of my career last month, to Fireside Magazine.

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This is the contract, all Instagrammed to bits so you can’t really see all the words. It’s the first time I’ve had to sign a contract for anything I’ve written, and it made me feel… official. For all other sales it’s just been a trust thing, no contracts or anything, even when I’ve been paid well (you can still make a little cash selling stories to magazines here in Iceland).

Fireside put out three issues last year, each funded with it’s own Kickstarter. Writers who had stories in those issues include Chuck Wendig, Kat Howard and Ken Liu. I wish I could claim that I was now on par with these people (Ken Liu won the Hugo, Nebula AND The World Fantasy Award for his excellent The Paper Menagerie) but I am maybe nipping at their heels.

The story in question is short, just under 1,000 words (flash fiction), and is dark and disturbing. It comes hot on the heels of three rejections for another story so it did wonders for my confidence. It’s one of those odd cases where you write a story in a single evening, let it rest and then fix it a little bit, send it out and get accepted right away. This is the luck part people talk so much about. They got around 600 flash-fiction stories submitted and are publishing 24 (two in each issue). So 24/600 = 4% acceptance rate.

Not bad.

I have no idea when it will be out in the world, but the first issue of the new Fireside is slated for July. In their own words:

Each issue in Year Two will have two pieces of flash fiction (1,000 words or less), one short story, and one of 12 episodes of a serial fiction experiment by Chuck Wendig. Each issue will also have artwork by Galen Dara. We plan to begin the publishing the monthly magazine on July 1.

In the meantime, check out their previous issues (clicking an image takes you to their amazon page):

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You can also read some of the stories free on the Fireside website.

Book Review | The Shining Girls by Lauren Beukes

How do we come to read the books we do? I mean what is it that makes us pick that book over all the rest?

The Shining GirlsIn the case of the book I just finished, South-African writer Lauren Beukes’ The Shining Girls, it was a few things. First off, I knew her from her much lauded Zoo-City, though I have not read it. I then heard early reviewers speak well of The Shining Girls, and I “know” Lauren from Twitter. But it was the premise of the book that made me curious enough to buy it. (So perhaps there is our formula: previous well-reviewed book, positive early reviews, personable writer and an interesting premise. Perhaps.)

What’s it about?

The premise of The Shining Girls is as follows: a rough man with a penchant for violence stumbles on a house that enables him to travel in time (within the limits of about the first week he comes upon the house, to a certain day in 1993.) He uses that house to brutally murder women who shine in his eyes, throughout the time years he has access to. But one of them gets away, and she is plenty pissed off. She starts fishing around in old case files and finds some interesting things, including a baseball card on a murdered girl with a player on it that didn’t even start playing baseball until a few years after the murder. And then the manhunt begins.

Verdict?

It is a rather quick read; I read most of it waiting for my flight from Glasgow to Reykjavik. My curiosity kept me turning the pages but a lot of it was frustration. We keep waiting for our protagonist, Kirby Mazrachi, to put the pieces together, pieces that we are already given on the back of the book (pro tip: buy the book without reading the back). However, the book is quite exciting and well written, though Beukes could give us a little more description of the scenes where the action takes place, and maybe throw in a little more poetry in her writing. The Shining Girls reads fast and quick but I feel it could have used a little more… shine. There is also a chapter in the middle where Kirby is suddenly inside the killer’s time-portal house that is unnecessary and confusing, as are the sheer number of victims, who I was getting mixed up near the end of the book. And while we know that the killer is insane, I never really felt it.

HOWEVER. The book is very good, and I am simply picking at a few loose threads in a well-woven carpet. This is a book people will be reading while pacing around and biting their nails, and will then push on their friends. It is well written, exciting and full of interesting characters. It has a touch of Stephen King to it (and not just in the title); though King’s version would be five times as long. Lauren Beukes has written what I think will be one of this year’s most talked about books, and deservedly so.

Star Rating: 4 shining stars.

This is a book you want to read before everyone else does and ruins it for you. Also, check out Lauren Beukes’ homepage.